Have you ever taken one of those often pointless, yet tempting, Buzzfeed quizzes regarding, say, what type of bagel you’d be or what your favorite Game of Thrones character says about you? You know the kind I mean. Now, how many times have you received the results and, with wide eyes, been shocked at its accuracy? “BUT, HOW DID THEY KNOW MY SPIRIT ANIMAL WAS A CAT?! IT’S MAGIC!”
No, it’s not magic. It’s just a bunch of people who are probably sitting around eating pizza thinking “hey, it might be cool if we did a personality quiz in which we predict readers’ favorite toppings!” Personality quizzes are fun and all but, unfortunately, I can’t exactly whip one up about Pizza Hut crusts or anything like that. I can, however, develop one that could reveal the (somewhat) scientific reason you selected your ride’s hue. So, what does your car color say about you? Here are a few personality traits you might identify with, dear drivers:
- Have a Classic Taste
- In Control
- Action-Oriented and a Go-Getter
- A Penny Pincher
- Not Style Conscious
- Not Interested in Buying a New Car
- Always Sharing Love with Others
- Wearing Your Heart on Your Sleeve
- A “People Person”
Ah, yes. There’s one more group of shades I failed to mention, and there’s only one thing to say about them.
Miscellaneous Crazy Hues
Going to want a 2015 Nissan Juke, mostly because you can customize your Juke with a bevy of tints that look like they came right out of the Crayola 64-count crayon box. I can’t say they have Purple Mountain’s Majesty or Wild Strawberry available, but there’s likely something that’s pretty darn close.
All my cars have been either black, silver or white… so I guess you’re getting a pretty good idea of how important, elegant and fun I am. For real, I truly am elegant despite the fact that I typically can’t eat a meal without spilling something on myself.
So, does your car color match what’s going on in your prefrontal cortex, too? (Hint: That’s the part of the brain that controls stuff like your personality and emotions.) Let us know! And, while you’re in the mood for some deep thinking, channel your inner red car and have the confidence to tell your pals at Nicholasville Nissan if posts like this are hot or not, because I’ve got a whole lot more where this came from!